South Africa Vs America

Mandela
is enjoying a hearty breakfast – bacon, eggs, offee,croissants,toast,
butter, jam, etc. When Bush, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts

a conversation:

>Bush: "You South Africans eat the whole bread?"
>Mandela: "Of course."
>Bush (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don’t. In the States, we
only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle,
rebake them > >into croissants and sell them to South Africa."
>Mandela: "Oh Really?"

>Bush: "D"ya eat jam with the bread?"
>Mandela: "Of course."
>Bush (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): "We don’t. In the
States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and
left overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to South
Africa."

>Mandela: "Do you have sex in America?"
>Bush: "Of course we do."
>Mandela: "And what do you do with the condoms?"
>Bush: "Throw them away of course."
>Mandela: "We don’t. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt
them down into chewing gum and sell it to America."

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